Just about the most pointless thing I've read in a long time

This is such a dumb article.

I started reading it because I thought it might be an interesting little jab at the media/sympathy-whore that is Jennifer Anniston, but it turned out to be completely and utterly dull.

Remember when you were in English class and you had to exchange papers with someone whom you knew had the writing skills and insight of a chimpanzee at best? And then you were torn as to whether you should try and bother to help them figure out a thesis statement, or just act like the paper was perfectly fine, so you could devote the rest of the class period to actually working on your own?

Well, if you're feeling nostalgic for that feeling, I would definitely recommend the aforementioned article.